Wednesday, December 9, 2009

It's snowing and I need a laugh today!

my co-worker Judy sent me this email joke and thought I'd share it with the rest of you! I can definitely think of a few categories that I fall into, lol!

What Religion is a Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife...'


'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.


'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'


'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'


Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.


The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs....
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

5 comments:

Mari said...

Thanks for stopping at my blog!
Thanks for the laugh too!

The Penny-Pinching Mama said...

Cute!

Twice as Nice said...

Hi! You won our give a way and it is for a Welcome for your door. We were just wondering what COLOR you want. email us at twiceasnicelettering@yahoo.com
The Twins

Kwana said...

So funny! Thanks for following me and for the laugh.

Expat Mom said...

That's hilarious. I particularly like the last one!